it’s only all about me

i saw this meme somewhere and loved it~~~ it is only all about me~~

my favorite age~~

my different lives this lifetime~~~ college years, woodpeckerville years, gay years, virgil years, mountain years, ken years, favorite? tie between virgil years and ken years because they were filled with unconditional love~~the rest, because they were filled with unconditional fun

my best friend~~

tie again between virgil and ken~~since they are dead, have to go with the #2 my cousin and my brother by another mother~~~but then there are those from woodpeckerville, and my gay friends that are still alive and i have tons of new bbff from the internet

my celebrity crush~~

denzil washington comes to mind first only because i watched american gangster he’s one BILF, can’t think of the others right now because i’m still in american gangster, oh the guys from entourage, it’s almost like my life but set in LA BGWD

my defining characteristic~~

my dimples, my legs, my back or my erect nipples different strokes for different folks but i like my back as my defining characteristic

my most evil moment~~

some would think watching ken commit suicide for 20 hours but SURPRISE i can be evil~~i just strongly believe in karma so i try to save my most evil moments

my favorite food~~

i am loving me some fresh fruit tart from the rehab hospital right now but of course MY DEER STEAK, my fried chicken, is my favorite foods for me to cook, to eat out LAMB chops, baby lamb chops, shut up peta i love vegetables and eat bery little meat

my grossest injury~~

too many to list? 3rd degree burn to “fuck you” finger in college where i had to hold my hand up, flipping off the world for 6 weeks in college when i had to go to the dr 5 days a week for him to peal off layers of skin (i would faint if i did it gross)~~some operations i had were pretty gross but that is not an injury~~

my biggest hatred~~~

narrow minded people who have a closed mind

my most illegal activity~~

too many to list?

my need for justice~~~

child rapist i just don’t understand

my most knowledgeable field~~~

most knowledgeable? how to tell someone how to die? that fucking sucks!!! breast cancer, yeap~~bladder cancer, yeap~~~stokes and broken hips, yeap~~~sliding sideways, yeap

my life’s goal~~~

be happy and have fun and live in the moment because it is only temporary~~

my mother’s influence~~~

i am my mom’s daughter~~all the good in me came from mom and my maternal grandparents

my nerdiest point~~~

turtle slides~~which needs a post all to itself and it a great story that spans many years of my life mainly because i believed everything my dad used to tell me~~~~the turtle slide years i forgot  about that lifetime coming soon

my oldest memory~~~

being pulled in a wagon in mama stone’s yard by john tom~~i had a broken shoulder from falling out of grandpa’s bed during nap around 2 years old

my perfect date~~~

anything that is fun~~i. am. easy. in. more. ways. than one

my unanswered question~~

why do we have to die, why can’t we just change bodies and spare the pain from our loved ones

my random fact~~

i can look entirely different by changing what i put on BGWD~~i can even make my boobs look different~~~by the way, do you know that i will do full frontal soon~~my boobs revealed~~~coming soon

my stupidist decision~~

today’s?~yesterday’s going on a date~~last week’s~almost running out of gas lifetime? not listening to mentors when they told me i should go for the gold whatever, education, should have went for math degree instead of teaching math; who will ever know if i could have been miss america, should have continued in beauty pagents but i wanted to have fun

my favorite tv show~~

i am loving me some true blood right now i miss weeds and swingtown

my style of underwear~

i. don’t. wear. panties. unless i am wearing mini skirt i don’t wear bras. ever. just camisoles bras hide my nipples

my favorite vegetable~~

garden fresh tomatoes~love them all almost

my weakest trait~~

i. am. too. trusting. and. wear. rose. colored. glasses.

my x men power~~

i know. sometimes it is better not to know. seriously. really. sometimes i would like not to know, ya know, not meant to be cryptic, i just know

my strongest yearning~~~

i yearn to be constantly happy.  but life gets in the way

my moment of zen~~

times spent with my rocks~~no not getting my rocks off, even though that is very zen~~time spent in mediation with my rocks